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Thank you for being patient with the Mafia. We are now back and ready to fuckin kill. Join our family and be the best in all of elfpack, if not, you are our enemy. Prepare, to simply die.





The Mafia Family





New's on positions!
[Lust] - Don
[Blinded Seraphim] - Vice Don
[James Von Fugger, King of the Zombies!] - Recruiter, Advertiser, and Events Coordinator
[Voice of the Voiceless] - Bar Owner



If you want to join apply to theThe Mafia Family, if questions talk to the Don[Lust] or the Vice Don [Blinded Seraphim]. Please try and make sure you know what you want to specialize in before you apply! Once joined please visit EP Mafia banners and read the rules at EP Mafia rules. Also enjoy some of the new activities around and have fun!
So for those who need baby steps:
1) Read the list of "Available Positions"
2) Figure out what you want to be.
3) Talk to [James Von Fugger, King of the Zombies!]




If unsure of where you wish to apply, talk to [James Von Fugger, King of the Zombies!]

If you feel they have not answered you talk to the Don and find out why you are not on the list.






Available Positions


The Elfpack Mafia Hospital Guard
Barman/maid
Entertainment
Weapon expert
(please specify)
Assassin
Spy
Accountant
Prostitute/Hoe
Head Mafia Goon
Dr. Death's assistants
Tracker/Problem solver
Political adviser
Undercover Operator
Getaway Driver
Snitch
Others of Demolition
Smuggling
Medical Assistants
Sweeper



To make sure no one ends up kicked out of the mafia we are asking for the members to be at least 15-16 and fairly mature. We dont want dumbass' running around. Thank you for your time.






The Mafia World

EP Mafia Banners located here.
EP Mafia Photos - The Elfpack Mafia photo gallery.
EP Mafia Rules located here.
Want somewhere to hang out visit the EP Mafia Bar.
EP Mafia War We want war.
Missions? The Elfpack Missions
The Elfpack Mafia Gym
Some one sick or hurt? The Elfpack Mafia Hospital
The strip Club




The Mafia Polls
Vote to help with the growth of the mafia.





Mafia News


[We also need people to suply ][Lust][ with pictures of - You looking mafia tough, being a hot mafia member, your mafia car, and how you love the mafia! Prize's are being decided!]



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Contest!

Starting December 10th until Jan 7th get the best X-mass picture you can, can be dirty, mafia-ish, cute, what ever you think will win the contest!
And then we will start a "trophy room" and you will be the first winner!
See more at Mafia contests



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2007-01-19 [Deadly Pacifist]: with mini mace's made of a stick with a nut on the end then SMACK

2007-01-19 [Lust]: Bubble gum candy cain!

2007-01-19 [Frosty French Fry]: those little bastards....they are like the Underground resistance.....especially at the zoo..they coordinate attacks with the allied forces (all the other damn animals)

2007-01-19 [Lust]: We should dress the other animals in chainmail!

2007-01-19 [Deadly Pacifist]: i think tigers are against everyone.... but i must go play gears of war i hope everyone has a nice weekend/day/week/month/year/

2007-01-19 [Frosty French Fry]: hahaha...Im thinkin Splinter Cell:DA

2007-01-19 [Lust]: I HAVE SPLINTER CELL DA! For x box though, if had a 360 I would get it for that as well, but I still love splinter cell CT for Xbox live ^-^

2007-01-19 [Frosty French Fry]: I have been playin on PS2..so far, its a kick ass game.. I havent ever played any of the Splinter Cell games..and now that I am playin this one, I may have to go back and rent all the other ones

2007-01-19 [Lust]: On CT I love doing the team player, its online, but its the same as if you do it with a friend. Its totaly fun and killer ^-^

2007-01-19 [Voice of the Voiceless]: My xbox live account is still active, but I abandoned it lol Don't play video games anymore.

2007-01-21 [fazz]: what dont play video games...are u mad

2007-01-21 [Deadly Pacifist]: i perfer Gears and GRAW over Splinter Cell... Gears FAR over it since they managed to make it a fast paced tactical game.

2007-01-21 [Lust]: GAMES ARE LIFE!! OMG!

2007-01-22 [Frosty French Fry]: I used to play a shitload of games, but now its just a thing I do when I get bored mostly, or a game comes out that I want to play....

2007-01-22 [Frosty French Fry]: I'm pretty much a Playstation fan but if someone offered me a XBOX, I would take it, just cause there are games that are only offered on xbox that I want to play

2007-01-22 [Lust]: I love my gamecube! =P And DS!

2007-01-22 [Blinded Seraphim]: i gots ps2

2007-01-22 [Frosty French Fry]: I fully intend on saying fuck PS3 and i am going to get a Wii

2007-01-22 [Frosty French Fry]: Sony kinda screwed themselves a bit with PS3...the launch and all

2007-01-22 [Lust]: I know! I want the 360 first then the WII! ^-^

2007-01-22 [Frosty French Fry]: I say Wii, then MAYBE I will go with xbox.....microsoft doesnt appeal to me that much

2007-01-22 [Frosty French Fry]: as far as Im concerned, you cant go wrong with Nintendo! (although the gamecube didnt do very well)

2007-01-22 [Blinded Seraphim]: i liked the gamecube...especially geist and super smash

2007-01-22 [Lust]: Have fun finding an xbox! Well at least a new one, a used may be a bit easyer, but yeah. My headset for my xbox broke and I cant find another! And I'm so ticked off!

Nintendo is the best! I gots the N64, SP, Gamecube, DS, I'm a huge harvest moon fan ^-^

2007-01-22 [Blinded Seraphim]: try a pawn shop or maybe an eb games

2007-01-22 [Frosty French Fry]: Oh ya, I still got my 64...and I have a Sega Genesis (currently not working due to I dont have the a cord for it)...and the PS2...

2007-01-22 [Lust]: When I was looking for a used 360, I couldnt even find a xbox! But then again it was fairly close after x-mass o.O... But yeah! Still!

2007-01-22 [Frosty French Fry]: I could prolly find one no problem..I live in a big city....PLENTY of pawn shops

2007-01-22 [Lust]: O.o.. Get me a headset that works =P

2007-01-22 [Frosty French Fry]: send me money! I aint runnin no damn free service..haha

2007-01-22 [Frosty French Fry]:

HOLY CRAP GUYS!!! PANDAS ARE EVIL, I JUST FOUND THIS!!!!


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2007-01-22 [fazz]: OMG thats sooooo amizin

when im older i wanna get a panda bear 2 guard my house

2007-01-22 [Lust]: Ha ha, and [Frosty French Fry]! You are in the mafia! Go kill some one =P

2007-01-22 [Invader Havoc]: I think [Frosty French Fry] is a panda in disguise!

2007-01-22 [Frosty French Fry]: lmao

2007-01-22 [Lust]: =P Maybe he is one O.o...

2007-01-23 [Invader Havoc]: [insert twilight zone music here]

2007-01-23 [Deadly Pacifist]: celaphane

2007-01-24 [fazz]: oooo then can i use [Frosty French Fry] 2 guard my house

2007-01-24 [Lust]: All our houses!

2007-01-24 [Lust]: =P But we all have to go home o.O

2007-01-24 [Voice of the Voiceless]: I Am home lmao

2007-01-24 [Lust]: o.O.. SHHH!

2007-01-24 [Voice of the Voiceless]: >>? What?! <<?

2007-01-24 [Lust]: No clue

2007-01-25 [James Von Fugger, King of the Zombies!]: i want a killer panda bear...

2007-01-25 [Invader Havoc]: I have a killer panda... his name ish cuddles... I introduce him to people i don't like... they get to play with him in his cage... [insert evil laughter]

2007-01-25 [Deadly Pacifist]: cells of nine

2007-01-25 [Frosty French Fry]: if I must guard your house..then so be it..haha..put my name on that banner and put it there..lmao

2007-01-25 [fazz]: lol awsome ill have a killer panda guarding ma house loil

2007-01-26 [Jino]: ::looks at panda pic:: ::laughs hard, rolling off his chair and onto the sofa, holding his tummy::

2007-01-26 [Lust]: =D

2007-01-28 [Jino]: ;)

2007-01-28 [Lust]: Whats up [Jino]??!!

2007-01-28 [Invader Havoc]: HI HI HI HI HI HI HI HI HI

*dorky smile*

2007-01-29 [fazz]: heyyyy

2007-01-29 [Blinded Seraphim]: -___-

2007-01-30 [Jino]: ::shrugs:: Nothing much... Lounging around, getting bored... Looking for someone to kill... That sort of stuff. :)

2007-01-30 [Invader Havoc]: you could kill me! I'm very killable... probably cause I drink lots of kool-Aid and get kinda hyper/annoying

KILL MEH!

[not really]
hiya fazz!

2007-01-30 [Frosty French Fry]: *pulls out gun and shoots [Invader Havoc] in the foot*

2007-01-30 [Invader Havoc]: OW! [Frosty French Fry]!

thanks a lot lol

2007-01-30 [fazz]: lol....ooo that looks lika a nasty hole in the foot

2007-01-30 [Lust]: Umm.. Anyone know first aid?

2007-01-30 [Blinded Seraphim]: yo *raises hand*

2007-01-30 [Lust]: Umm.. See if we have to cut her foot off?

2007-01-30 [Jino]: ::looks at foot:: Not yet! ::stabs the hole with a venomopus dagger:: Now we do! :P

2007-01-30 [Lust]: O.o.. That was mean!

2007-01-30 [Blinded Seraphim]: i took first aid first semester :)

2007-01-30 [Lust]: I have to with my swimming stuff

2007-01-30 [Blinded Seraphim]: your a swimmer?

2007-01-30 [Lust]: O.o.. I'm a lifeguard...

2007-01-30 [Blinded Seraphim]: i did not know that -_-

2007-01-30 [Lust]: Huh... I also teach kids to swim, but I'm not looking forword to school teaching >.<

2007-01-30 [Blinded Seraphim]: lol

2007-01-30 [Lust]: I'm not! 15 kids.. Fuck! It's hard enough with 5 kids!

2007-01-30 [Blinded Seraphim]: at least there not all yours XD

2007-01-30 [Lust]: Thank god for that!

2007-01-30 [Blinded Seraphim]: i know a family like that

2007-01-31 [Lust]: Huge!

2007-01-31 [Invader Havoc]: oh great... *wraps foot in bandages* I better go to the hospital... I'l be back later today
hey, if they hafta amputate, I can get a cool robotic kinda foot thingy, those are being made now [I'll be a test dummy lol]

2007-01-31 [Blinded Seraphim]: You mean a prosthetic? -_-

2007-01-31 [Invader Havoc]: yeah... sorry... sleep deprivation messes with my head... lol

2007-01-31 [Blinded Seraphim]: ive actually studied some of the new prosthetics in development, they are working on ones that can actually run off the human brain

2007-01-31 [fazz]: really...that sounds sooo awsome

2007-01-31 [Invader Havoc]: sweet! that's pretty cool... anyone up to drinking with me in the EP bar?

2007-01-31 [fazz]: i wiull

if i can find the ep bar

2007-01-31 [Blinded Seraphim]: CHUGALUG CONTEST!

2007-01-31 [fazz]: yeh awsome

2007-01-31 [Invader Havoc]: sweetness... sad people shouldn't drink alone

2007-01-31 [fazz]: yeh maby they shoulkdnt

2007-01-31 [Blinded Seraphim]: probably not

2007-01-31 [fazz]: that can be quite bad for u

2007-01-31 [Invader Havoc]: yeah... well, I'm kinda on my way to running the bar dry... and not to mention my [own] liquor cabinet so cmon EP mafia bar

2007-01-31 [fazz]: ok ill be there

2007-01-31 [Invader Havoc]: cool

2007-01-31 [fazz]: it wont let me its being annoyin

2007-01-31 [Invader Havoc]: oh... [sadface]

2007-01-31 [fazz]: i kno....im well gutted it keeps sayin acces denied

2007-01-31 [Invader Havoc]: ??? weird...

2007-01-31 [fazz]: yeh i kno....well looks like im not gettin drunk wiv u

2007-01-31 [Invader Havoc]: aww... i guess I'm destined to drink alone... online and irl... damn... what did i do with that Bacardi Gold... little too drunk to remember... not bad for 12:36 pm my time... [this is a extremely rare occurance for me, probably why i have so much alcohol to choose from... I don't really drink that much... or this early... but today calls for it]

2007-01-31 [fazz]: lol well whats up wiv u then...drinking that late...or early

2007-01-31 [Invader Havoc]: early... I lost my fiance last year... and 1/22 was his birthday... and I got through it ok... but then I saw something on EP today and it just kinda set me deeper into being depressed... just... miss him so goddamn bad... 19 is too young to die... it's not fair

2007-01-31 [Invader Havoc]: one of those self-destruct moods... at least I outgrew cuttin

2007-01-31 [fazz]: oh thats bad..im sorry to hear that

2007-01-31 [Invader Havoc]: yeah... I usually can deal pretty well with it most of the time... but it's just one of those days where you feel hopelessly alone... *wipes tears* I just... I've never lost someone so important... he pretty much saved my life... then he destroyed it... I'm just so angry with myself... I was right next to him in that car... I was injured, but I could have tried harder to help him... I couldn't save him... all I could do was hold him while...

2007-01-31 [Invader Havoc]: goddamn it I hate crying

2007-01-31 [fazz]: really...what hapopend in the car

2007-01-31 [Invader Havoc]: There was a car accident... the car rolled 5-6 times... landing on [and breaking] my elbow... when my arm when through the window... the glass sliced the skin off... I had nerve damage in my arm, and almost died from blood loss...
Oliver... he was driving... the turn was too sharp... he broke his nose and was knocked out immediately... glass... or metal, they weren't sure, penetrated the back of his head, fatally... he never woke back up... I just remember all the blood... all over me... and it wasn't mine, cause mine was spilling out of the window... my shirt was red from his blood... so much blood...

2007-01-31 [Invader Havoc]: I just kinda wish sometimes it HAD been 2 fatalities instead of 1

2007-01-31 [fazz]: but u musnt think like that

2007-01-31 [Invader Havoc]: I know... just sometimes... I feel so damn empty... because he's gone... and it hurts... even now... almost a year later [it'll be a year 5/7] I just can't seem to heal

2007-01-31 [Lust]: *shrugs* I will never hear from Alex leaving but eh... He would want me to move on and be happy.

2007-01-31 [fazz]: yeh u would

2007-02-01 [Zombiie Natiion]: hey can i join?

2007-02-01 [Invader Havoc]: meh... different day... feel a little better... though the hangover's a bitch

2007-02-01 [Lust]: [James Von Fugger, King of the Zombies!], get onto the Techno Geek O.o... And girl, go have some more to drink! And.. ... ... Some one dust this place up?

2007-02-02 [Invader Havoc]: ok, [Lust] I'll go get trashed again lol... but with lots of people, so I can have fun with it lol

2007-02-02 [Lust]: Sure thing!

2007-02-02 [Zombiie Natiion]: eh? im confused

2007-02-02 [Crozzy]: So what are your plans this weekend?

2007-02-03 [Invader Havoc]: I get to clean in preparation for the refrigerator guy... YEA!... wait... is that fun? I guess only if he's young and cute lol

2007-02-03 [fazz]: lol i wanna get wrecked lol

2007-02-15 [Lust]: The strip club soon to be oppen!

2007-02-15 [Lust]: Tis oppen!!

2007-02-16 [fazz]: ooo im goin there

2007-02-16 [Lust]: =D

2007-02-18 [fazz]: umm it wont let me, it said access denied

2007-02-18 [Lust]: Let me see...

2007-02-18 [Lust]: Huh, see. That is what happens when some one gets added with out me knowing. Then they cant access any of the pages! Ger!

2007-02-20 [fazz]: oh ok awsome..thanx

2007-04-26 [Lust]: FLYING DUCKS! *chases one*

2007-04-27 [fazz]: oooo get guns and shoot them 2 eat :D

2007-04-27 [Lust]: *stairs at him*...... HOW COULD YOU!?

2007-04-27 [James Von Fugger, King of the Zombies!]: ...but ducks are tasty. and cocky, they're sooo cocky. but, then again, if I could walk, swim and fly, I would be cocky too.

2007-04-27 [Lust]: I would be more cocky! But stilll He killed it! HOW DARE YOU!

2007-04-27 [James Von Fugger, King of the Zombies!]: ...cuz ducks are tasty

2007-04-27 [Lust]: BAD! NO! DONT SAY THAT!

2007-04-28 [James Von Fugger, King of the Zombies!]: like those cute little deer. yeah, you know Bambi? HE'S F-ING DELICIOUS!

2007-04-28 [Lust]: ....!! HOW COULD YOU! SOME ONE! KILL HIM!

2007-04-28 [DeeJay™]: *kills bambi* ..ok boss, t'is done

2007-04-28 [fazz]: LMAO...hey [Lust] u kno what els wud make u more cocky....my cock LMAO

2007-04-28 [DeeJay™]: *cooks bambi* ..not when food is being prepared, [fazz]!!

2007-04-28 [James Von Fugger, King of the Zombies!]: *drags in sebastian* anyone up for crab legs?

2007-04-29 [Lust]: ...................................
I HATE YOU ALL!

2007-04-30 [James Von Fugger, King of the Zombies!]: *blink* but, Bambi's mom was sooo tasty.


I hate how everyone tries to villainize that hunter. All he was trying to do was feed his family. And there he sees a deer, a beautiful doe. That beauty would feed his family for maybe a good week. So, he takes the shot, and BLAM! he and his family eat for a week, and Bambi goes on living. No real harm done.

2007-04-30 [Lust]: *Curles up in a corner covering her ears and closing her eyes*

2007-04-30 [James Von Fugger, King of the Zombies!]: *giggles* torturing the Boss is fun.

2007-04-30 [fazz]: lol yeh but kinda dangerouse really

2007-04-30 [DeeJay™]: *serves up a slice of bambi, with a side order of crabs legs*
oooh, looks yummy! :D

2007-05-01 [B-Raz]: *beats DJ over the head* HEY LEAVE BAMBI AND HIS MOM ALONE DAMN YOU!!!!!!!!!!!

2007-05-01 [DeeJay™]: but.. bambi + sebastien go well together <img:shadN-gif.gif>

2007-05-01 [Blinded Seraphim]: yes, but what would there parents say? rofl

2007-05-01 [James Von Fugger, King of the Zombies!]: what would the republicans think of it?

2007-05-01 [DeeJay™]: wait.. is bambi a guy or a girl?

2007-05-01 [James Von Fugger, King of the Zombies!]: a guy. it's why he had antlers.

2007-05-02 [DeeJay™]: i've never seen the film. :\

2007-05-02 [James Von Fugger, King of the Zombies!]: *shrugs* just made me hungry.

2007-05-06 [fazz]: lol it made me go and hunt a deer....maby i was the hunter in the film...i got cought in the filming lol :S

2007-05-06 [James Von Fugger, King of the Zombies!]: ...it was made in the 40's

2007-05-07 [DeeJay™]: i thought bambi was made in the 80s or somethin >.>

2007-05-07 [Lust]: ... I HATE YOU ALL!
Can I fire everyone? Or shoot!?

2007-05-07 [Blinded Seraphim]: *Fell asleep in the chair when the argument started* snore snore snore

2007-05-07 [James Von Fugger, King of the Zombies!]: Well, if you want to fire your most trusted legal aid, lawyer and recruiter, go ahead.

2007-05-07 [Lust]: O.o... God! Life is so complicating! *goes emo*
O.o..
*Digs a grave for bambi*

2007-05-08 [DeeJay™]: yeah, and if you wanna kill your chief smuggler and the best dead barman you've ever had, then go ahead! :|

2007-05-16 [fazz]: yeh and if u wanna kill the best damn soldier this gang has ever had then go ahed and kill [Blinded Seraphim] lol....or me lol

2007-05-16 [Blinded Seraphim]: *Wakes up* huh, ;what? who said my name? *falls asleep again*

2007-05-19 [Lust]: o.O... Yeah so anywho.

2007-05-19 [James Von Fugger, King of the Zombies!]: *coughs* well, it's 3:45, nothing to do... fun

2007-05-19 [Pockyhead! (The one and only ^.^)]: wow... this place got funny!!!!

2007-05-19 [James Von Fugger, King of the Zombies!]: yeep, we're a wild bunch

2007-05-21 [Pockyhead! (The one and only ^.^)]: *pokes*

2007-05-21 [James Von Fugger, King of the Zombies!]: <img:http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a44/lordy0110/harrypotterfun.jpg>
god damn do i love a combination of satire and fundamentalistic fears

2007-05-21 [Pockyhead! (The one and only ^.^)]: XD king... you need help.. but then so do i lol

2007-05-21 [Blinded Seraphim]: No argument here

2007-05-21 [James Von Fugger, King of the Zombies!]: oh come on, that's funny!

2007-05-22 [Pockyhead! (The one and only ^.^)]: *glomps* yesh!

2007-05-23 [fazz]: lol yeh it is pretty cool

2007-05-28 [itweetinHEELS]: nah i'd call it pretty lame

2007-05-29 [James Von Fugger, King of the Zombies!]: you would you fuckin commie.

2007-05-29 [Blinded Seraphim]: settle down comrade XD

2007-05-30 [James Von Fugger, King of the Zombies!]: nigga please, i'm a socialist

2007-05-30 [Blinded Seraphim]: Politics in general fall on deaf ears for me. I honestly dont care. (Registered independent and loving it!)

2007-05-31 [Pockyhead! (The one and only ^.^)]: ladies hush. and king...yeah....i got nuthin..

2007-06-03 [fazz]: lol

2007-07-16 [Malve]: Omg people, Guess who is back? MWAHAHAHA Now give me back my hat and my salami!....

2007-07-16 [fazz]: oooo salami i like salami :D

2007-07-16 [Malve]: Hah pasta is way better,...carbonara anyone? but I SHOVE the salami up my victims.

2007-07-16 [fazz]: oooook i suddnly hate salami....pasta...that is good

2007-07-16 [Malve]: yes, good choice.

2007-07-16 [fazz]: lol yes it is indeed :D

2007-07-16 [James Von Fugger, King of the Zombies!]: *hides the salami*

2007-07-17 [fazz]: good i dea...i dont want that up me :D

2007-07-17 [Malve]: Oh no he took it because he always eats it after I am done with it one time. You see, I can't shove it up one victim take it out, and shove it up another, it won't be the same thing, never wondered where the perfect taste of garlic comes from eh? (mwehehehehe)

2007-07-17 [Blinded Seraphim]: noooo, thats just...noooooo!

2007-07-17 [Malve]: mwehehehehe *evil grin*  (I don't eat sausage)

2007-07-17 [James Von Fugger, King of the Zombies!]: yeah, I've seen those videos via some random website, i think it was www.sannaeatingabigsausage.co/sw. and my, what a big sausage it was.

2007-07-18 [Malve]: hahahahahahaha yeah I know my victims scream eh... ( :P)

2007-07-19 [Lust]: Whos screaming o.O

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